This hilarious account of shakespeare shapiros senior year is focused on his quest for a girlfriend and his senior memoir. I poured through tons of videos, pictures, blogs, and short stories and then finally came upon the genre of the spanking novel. The borrowed bride pressured by her family to wed a wealthy gentleman who doesnt love her, eighteenyearold dara grows increasingly upset. Spanking shakespeare 2007, a young adult novel by jake wizner, concerns a boy with. Like i wrote you this poem because i was afraid to come out and tell you i want to get laid. King of comedy shakespeare shapiro spins essays, poetry, letters and yearbook entries to chronicle the ups, downs, crushes, mishaps, perversions and general sense of hilarious melee that comprise his senior year. Featuring the very best british spanking models and amateurs who love to be spanked and caned. Without limiting the rights under reserved above, no part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in or introduced into a retrieval system, or transmitted, in any form, or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise without the prior written permission of both the owner and the above. Shakespeare shapiro, 27, sumo wrestler and haiku poet. These days he lives in new york city with his wife and two daughters and teaches eigthgrade english and history. For businessexclusive pricing, quantity discounts and downloadable vat. Our standard format is 1280x720 and is full screen size for a pc or laptop monitor.
Shakespeare shapiro, the title character in spanking shakespeare, spends the novel pondering the miserable details of his young life for a memoir assignment. Publication date 2007 topics coming of age, authorship, high schools, schools. Jake wizner author jake wizner swears this isnt his story, but admits that his life improved significantly after he graduated from high school. Lots of spankeriffic authors are sharing excerpts from their spanking stories today. I had finished a middlegrade novel, the worlds most disgusting sandwich, and was trying to get it published. The following stories feature spanking as a prominent leitmotiv. Supersummary, a modern alternative to sparknotes and cliffsnotes, offers highquality study guides that feature detailed chapter summaries and analysis of major themes, characters, quotes, and essay topics. I think wizner wrote this book for teenage boys and for adults who love comedies to remind them of what their high school years were like.
A look at the spanking shakespeare behindthescenes crew and production team. Spanking novels usually take the form of a series of spanking stories, which are often published one by one. A spanking novel is longer work of spanking related literature. Spanking shakespeare is a hilariously funny look at the life of a very unique teenage boy. Neil wasserman shakespeares best friend who is obsessed with his own bowel movements. The best british spanking, caning and paddling movies on the net. Smashwords spanking clarice a book by alice dark page 1. Listen to spanking shakespeare by jake wizner available from rakuten kobo. With humor and pathos, shakespeare shapiro chronicles the absurd events.
Sites like sparknotes with a spanking shakespeare study guide or cliff notes. Alexander is determined to get to the bottom of the matter, and he has particular methods in mind to help him find out. The accused wife carolines marriage proved to be disastrous. Advice from the receiving end, and the newest what he wants. Obtenez votre kindle ici, or download a free kindle reading app. The author, jake wizner, wrote this story to entertain a reader who loves humor and comedy. Rachel and i stand quietly, looking at each other, for a few long moments. Large portions of the novel are presented as shakespeare s high school memoir for his english class with the rest of the work being told in a traditional first person narrative. A spanking novel can take the form of a novellength spanking story, but most commonly it is a series of spanking stories, each of which comprises a chapter of the novel a format also known as a spanking series note that not every novel which features some mention of spanking can be called a spanking novel. Heres an excerpt from my latest spanking novella, taking his hand. Also available as an unabridged audiobook download and an ebook. The book spanking shakespeare was one of the funniest books that i have ever read. But the book i attribute most with teaching me that reading could be extraordinarily fun as opposed to drudgery, toil, and homework was the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy by douglas adams.
These days he lives in new york city with his wife and two daughters and teaches eighthgrade english and history. Spanking shakespeare download ebook pdf, epub, tuebl, mobi. I aspire for this site to be the premiere spanking fan fiction story archive on the web. These days he lives in new york city with his wife and two daughters and. Jake wizner s life improved significantly after he graduated from high school. Angus, thongs and fullfrontal snogging by louise rennison an abundance of.
Mf, contemporary western erotic spanking romance, set in rural texas this story is great. This site is like a library, use search box in the widget to get ebook that you want. Now that hes taking the memoirwriting class required of all seniors at ernest hemingway high, he seizes the chance to frame his life as a darkly. Read spanking shakespeare by wizner, jake online free full. It is a young adult novel that tells the story of the unfortunately named shakespeare shapiro and his struggles in high school, dating and friendship.
Just the introduction to the book will have you on the floor hysterical with the way shapiro bashes his hippie parents for giving him the name of shakespeare shapiro. Available on kindle ebook and can be read on any device with the free kindle app. A spanking novel is a novel or novella in which spanking is a continuing theme. The nook book ebook of the spanking shakespeare by jake wizner. Everything you need to know about spanking shakespeare. Author jake wizner takes readers through the life of one of the smartest and funniest characters in young adult fiction today. Before vivian became a noted expert in the spanking and dd world, she was an internationally published. See more ideas about books, books to read and reading. Spanking shakespeare, book by jake wizner paperback.
To my darling wife haron, with love a catalogue record for this book is available from the british library isbn 9780955848322 the moral rights of the author have been asserted. As an alternative, the kindle ebook is available now and can be read on any device with the free kindle app. Spanking shakespeare by jake wizner, richard ewing nook. Specifically, i really enjoy books that showcase mf spanking and perhaps a touch of dd.
Spanking shakespeare 2007 is the debut novel by jake wizner. I realized immediately that, other than being otk, reading spanking novels was the best way for me to satisfy my spanking interests. Jake wizner swears this isnt his story, but admits that his life improved significantly after he graduated from high school. Spanking shakespeare by jake wizner, paperback barnes.
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This was a fun read and i look forward to reading more from patricia green. A collection of spanking stories by vivian, author of the bestselling modern classics how to get the spanking you want, how to give a spanking. Tokyo, september 9 ap shakespeare shapiro, an americanborn sumo wrestler, died here today after being flattened by a 600pound opponent during an exhibition match. Author jake wizner, an eighth grade english and history teacher turned first time author, has done an absolutely stunning job depicting the life of a teenage chronic masturbator obsessed with little more than finding a girl to mate with and wallowing in his own self pity. This onepage guide includes a plot summary and brief analysis of spanking shakespeare by jake wizner. Spanking shakespeare by jake wizner, richard ewing.